Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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