Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I just googled if crying burns calories
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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