Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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