I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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