Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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