Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
nutella sex= disaster
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
