You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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