i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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