either way he was missing a nipple.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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