Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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