The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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