I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
two words: eviction party
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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