Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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