More tranny stories later!
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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