When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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