we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
