Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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