I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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