Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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