There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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