I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Blood and glitter go together right?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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