She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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