I think I just saw someone hide a body.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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