you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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