im drinking this country out of the recession.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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