these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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