I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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