Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can text with my tongue
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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