i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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