glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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