dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize
