idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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