i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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