Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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