You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
