I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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