Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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