Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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