Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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