There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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