i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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