so explain again why im purple
no
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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