I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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