so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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