oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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