Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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