This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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