I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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