my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Of course I have a pirate flag
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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