called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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