I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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