You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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